The Portrait of A Naggy Woman

The night time comes slowly, her legs drawing languishingly around the streets of her city. She is up till mid-night, waiting for her victim. The following lines are forceful and truthful of a naggy woman, a contentious and fearful lady, who gives hell on earth to men.

A naggy woman is one who gives neither peace nor rest to those around her. Constantly, she fights and makes a big deal about nothing and everything. Her ways are as doubtful as her Salvation. In your ignorance and simplicity, you might have thought, that all naggy women were singles, and that once given the title ''wife," a girl ceases to be offensive.

Experience tells us the contrary. Most women are naggy, especially when they get into relationships with men. They ever think of their comfort and security, and if circumstances speak the opposite, they soon begin to show you their real colours; purple, pink, red and black. You once thought they were 'white', badly mistaken fellow? Don't you see their make-ups?

Generally, single women aged twenty seven and above, are very coleric and unbearable. Their frustration springs from the word "spinster" to menopause. Every potential husband soon becomes their enemy, when they say "no" to their advances and caprices. They will call you names such as: "gay, homo, and not-man-enough", no matter how sanctimonious they seem.

Personally, I know no greater threat to a man's life than an old lady desperately in search of a latecoming marriage: step not on her toe, neither take her gifts nor pay her a visit: lest she rubs you of joy and zest. She knows every man in the neighborhood and in the group, only no man wants to know her. Imagine her bitterness!

Other married women have crossed bounds and are waxing hot in matrimonial homes. Their husbands would rather live on their roofs and in the wilderness, than spend thirty minutes of their day at home. No doubt, daddy is always at work and when he gets back, his belly is already full, for he ate at the restaurant. He doesn't trust mummy's food.

Usually, the naggy woman, in order to take vengeance on her husband, tends to refuse to perform her conjugal duties (ladies know what I mean). They say: "no money, no..." and even your sanctification can't handle that. If you know how to pray like a warrior, please do.

Have you met a young married man, constantly singing: "give me grace, Lord Jesus give me grace?", that fellow is often than not in trouble under a naggy woman. The only problem is that we never know how naggy a woman can be, until she misses marriage or hangs on you till marriage. They ever are nice during courtship, calming devising how to cut you like sheep.

To celibates, be godly,  wise and you shall avoid her. For those who are presently married to naggy women, remember your vows; for better and for worse. God help you, don't back out. She is bone of your bone and flesh of your flesh. Try to wash her...

Kingsly NCHE